I was talking on the phone with 2 of my friends last night, and let's just call them Jack and Jill since its one male and one female!
So there's this bit of convo I wnna share with y'all, cos its really funny :D
(Part 1)
Jill : Ahh, chipmunk is so fat, I can see the shape of her fats, and she's so mean!
Jack: Chipmunk? Who's that?
Jill: You don't know who's chipmunk?
Jack: OHHH I KNOW, AIYAH ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS THAT CHIPMUNK LORH!
(Part 2)
Jack: Huh who's winnie? You like a boy called winnie? Where got boy called winnie? Okay I go check the name list for the guy's name.
Me: NOOO WINNIE IS A NICKNAME.
Jill: Yeah it's just a nickname!!
Jack: HUH? OKAY I GO CHECK THE NAME LIST NOW. WHICH CLASS?
Was it funny? It made me laugh so horribly much, hahaha!
Okay maybe it isn't so funny to you, but thats prolly just cos you didn't hear it.
I swear if you did, you'd be laughing so so so much!
HAHAHAHA.
Was supposed to go out to Bugis/Far east with fiona today, but due to some last minute stuff, I'm stuck at home. Oh btw, I finally cleared my room!
I finished clearing last night and although it wasn't really thaaatt perfect, at least you could see the difference, 8D
Papa is out at work, and mummy's gnna be away for almost half of the day, so they both decided that I, being the eldest, should do the job of fetching my youngest brother home from school in the evening /:
I was just in their room at the wrong time, sheesh.
So yup, you can imagine right, I'm standing in front of the mirror combing my hair, and the next thing I know, I'm entrusted with the job of doing so >:P
They said I had to be a good big sister and that if yuxuan could do it, I could do it it too ):
HAH.
I guess its not really applicable, but actually there is a teeny bit of relevance, considering that I'm a girl and yuxuan's a girl too, hehs.
Anyway, I accepted this duty of mine and decided it'll be some form of exercise, no? ;)
Its actually a way for me to get rid of those unnecessary fats i got ever since the holidays, so yayyy!
And I'll actually get to see yuxuan, so its not exactly a bad thing ;)
My brother's a taurus, but it doesn't really suit him.
He's much nicer than that ♥
And my -the other brother- kinda suits a virgo since he keeps wanting perfection /:
It's really accurate you know :D
AND ANOTHER THING. I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE RICH MEN WHO GET THEMSELVES A 25 YEAR OLD MISTRESS AND BTW THAT'S NOT THEIR ONLY FLING.
Like wth, he's been lying to his wife for 13 whole years, going out and sleeping around with so many different women. And hello, you have 2 children and you hit them like its some every day thing.
And your poor poor wife has to keep silent for the children's sake even though she found out about it 13 years ago.
Stupid useless man, and to think you still have the cheek to want the house and the children.
You don't even deserve any of these.
AND WHO CARES IF YOU'RE RICH. YOU'RE SO STUPIDLY USELESS.
Like wth, he's been lying to his wife for 13 whole years, going out and sleeping around with so many different women. And hello, you have 2 children and you hit them like its some every day thing.
And your poor poor wife has to keep silent for the children's sake even though she found out about it 13 years ago.
Stupid useless man, and to think you still have the cheek to want the house and the children.
You don't even deserve any of these.
AND WHO CARES IF YOU'RE RICH. YOU'RE SO STUPIDLY USELESS.
